45 (ludicrous) LIFE LESSONS, WRITTEN BY A 90 YEAR OLD

So im guessing that this 90 year old hasnt lived or experienced much eh?

Because im a lazy man, i wont go into detail, but pick the points that ‘spoke’ to me most, and generally mock them.. If you’re really interested, you can read the whole thing here

1. Life isn’t fair, but it’s still good.

Wrong. Suicides, hate crimes, honour killings , mental illness, natural disasters, nuclear fallout, zombieapocalypse, cancer, AIDs, child abuse…. Do i need to go on?

2. When in doubt, just take the next small step.

Into the gaping chasm of self doubt?
10. When it comes to chocolate, resistance is futile.

No it fucking isnt,

Actually, i give up here, because everything is futile in a world where fate has predetermined where shit will land.

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